Ups Demotivational Poster
THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be
PERVERTED - All guys are perverted. Some just start earlier than others.
I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...
INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way
RIVALRIES - they're all fun and games until someone gets run off the road and flipped
BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups
MALES - Once we come out our only concern is finding a way back in.
SITTING - You're doing it wrong.
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -
GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
KOREAN MATH PROBLEM - WHY DON'T WE GET THESE AT OUR SCHOOL? -
UNIFORMS - UPS has the assets to deliver your package. Anywhere, any time.
CUP SIZE -
PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes
IT'S ALL MY FAULT - I'll be sitting here until my wife calms down She asked: "What's on the TV?" and I answered: "Dust."
I MAY BE A HILL BILLY... - But I'm a hill billy with class. Like a sir.
UPSKIRT PHOTOS - You know it's illegal, but... It's right there!
Christmas 2015 -
INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.
WITH TRAGEDY -
ART APPRECIATION - I confirm that without an appreciation of art no one can comprehend the multi-faceted, complicated components that comprise true physical beauty. (David Allio)
SUPPORT GROUPS - Are for wussies
JESUS - Gave the best Hand-jobs.
UPSKIRT FAIL -
FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.
UNWANTED GIFTS -
BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -
SECURITY - MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BLACKJACK DEALERS
DIGICAM FOR BIRTHDAY -
OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??
GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.
O.M.G. - It's 2 girls & 10 cups !!!
THAT GUY - He's especially the continent of Australia. But that's really an upside down picture of the United States, you tards!
BASIC URGES -
EVER WONDERED -
GUY WITH THE CAMERA - You're doing it wrong.
OH SHIT! -
SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.
SUPPORT GROUPS - They tried bullshitting me into believing that there was a life outside of Motifake. Can you believe these assholes?
DOES SHE OR DOESN'T SHE? -
LINEUP - That's Right Officer, I Think It Was The Asshole In the Middle
LOGICDUDE - Always gives 100% in order to find the perfect picture.
"DAMMIT!" - "Wish I looked dat good like dat bitch in shorty shorts"
SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!
Movie Theater Parking Lots -
Blood Boiling -
I GET UPSET BECAUSE I CARE -
More Upscale -
CROWD CONTROL -
YOUTH - Without sports or thoughts of Mother-in-laws to distract them, 2 out of every 10 fish suffer from Premature Spawning
DOOMSDAY COMETS - Upstaging December 21, 2012's Mayan Calendar / Galactic Center alignment in 2013.
KING WENCESLAS - "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen" Don't know what he was looking at, that guy was as blind as they come!
EPIC FAILURE - Most people go through life meeting others who have failed worse than themselves. But you will never again be like most people.
UPSKIRT - You're doing it right.
AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...
FOOD GROUPS -
EWE, AND EWE, AND EWE -
THE ORIGINAL IS FINE... -
The Matrix -
Pure Evil -
Now that I know how to fly, -